Tuesday, July 22, 2014

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Monday, July 21, 2014

me as a parent

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hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

I googled world funniest joke and this was it

bm13:

rameldrive:

avoxified:

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iM CRYING HELP

I HAVEN’T HEARD THIS JOKE IN YEARS HOLY SMOKES

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salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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deanslust:

Westy is an independent baby who don’t need no Misha

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‘You just wrote, “Still has trust issues”.’‘And you read my writing upside down. Do you see what I mean?’

‘You just wrote, “Still has trust issues”.’
‘And you read my writing upside down. Do you see what I mean?’

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